Posts by Disillusioned Lost-Lamb

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Sparlock and The Simpsons

by Honesty in

http://sparlockthewarriorwizard.wordpress.com/2012/05/31/sparlock-and-the-simpsons/.

if rumors are true, and they generally are, then sparlock the warrior wizard is set to make a special guest appearance on an upcoming episode of the simpsons.. .

according to matt groening, the shows creator, sparlock will feature in a simpsons episode to air on thanksgiving day.

Disillusioned Lost-Lamb

Oh wouldn't that just be a major kick-ass thorn in the $ocieties side.

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JW family indoctrination is harming my daughter

by uk_ex_jw in

i will cut to the chase quite quickly.. i was a jw up until 2007 when i officially cut my ties, although i was a regular visitor to this site for 3-4 years beforehand.. i married a jw in 2004, had a child, and in 2007 we separated and divorced.

my daughter went to live with her mother.. my ex-wife also left the jw's in 2007 following the breakdown of our marriage.. my daughter is six now and i speak to her every week on the phone - she lives 100+ miles away from me with her mother, her step-father and two younger siblings.. i live with my partner and my two-year-old son.. during school holidays, my daughter comes to stay with me for sometimes a week or on occasions longer.. her maternal, great-grandmother and great auntie are staunch/strict jw's and i know they have been trying to fill my daughters head with watchtower teachings for the past couple of years.. i have contacted her mother and made it clear that i am not happy with this approach.

my daughter celebrates christmas/birthdays etc and any jw teaching is going to be contradictory to this.

Disillusioned Lost-Lamb

We all know that outright telling a witless to stop preaching to someone doesn't work, nor does telling the hearing ear to stop listening; they just look at it as a test by jaybooger and/or the blessing of persecution.

Talk to your daughter; find out what's really going on. Be sure to let her know that, no matter what, you will not get upset over ANYTHING she tells you (the hard part is you MUST keep your cool); she may not have wanted to talk about it before because she was told you would get mad (ah the JW fear card).

If it is what you think it is than explain why you are no longer a JW and what made you wake-up/leave. Since you don't know what they've already said about you, or about what you'll try to do to stop her, don’tt speak negatively of her grandma nor other family that she most likely loves and never speak abusively about the witlesses; this will have the opposite effect and she'll think you really are an evil apostate and you're attacking/hate them (just like grandma said). So talk positively and focus on YOUR experience/thoughts only, at the very least, this will show her who is being the grown-up.

Kids are smart and even at age six she'll be able to detect whether or not you are lying and persecuting her (grandma & family too) or are lovingly concerned, telling the truth and have her best interest at heart; after that, unfortunately, there is nothing else you can do besides get custody so she isn't around the "problem" anymore.

DLL

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Does Jah protect G.B.?

by criticalwitness in

i ask purely out of curiosity not to provoke imply or incite anything.

but when you consider how the pope has to ride around in a bullet proof golf cart lol and considering how many maby thousands of people (apostates) theyve pissed off over the years it takes some pretty big ga-hoe-nads to do this purposefully with no security if you really didnt believe some god was protecting you.

and ive seen gb walk around aimlously around bethel henchel swingel schroder without a care in the world?

Disillusioned Lost-Lamb

NO!

Maybe if god were real and/or gave a flying fart in space.

But no.

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Honda make Jehovah sad.

by edmond dantes in

breaking news:.

the honda motor corporation make jehovah sad.. honda's online brochure describes the latest civic has having "magic seats" and are innovative.. jehovah's earthly representatives are expected to call for an early boycott of all new civics because satan loves magic and jehovah does not, no way.. sparlock the new spokesperson for the devil has described the latest unfolding events and seats as significant..

Disillusioned Lost-Lamb

Well then they'd better trow out the bible while they're at it 'cause it's the oldest "magic" book there is.

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2012 August Public WT and the Obliteration of Logic

by Yan Bibiyan in

new august public wt is online.. the first article addresses miracles and tries to refute common objections if miracles are possible.

i won't bore you with the details, please see for yourself the blatant disregard of science, documented events, etc...however, in conclusion the article states:.

pg.6: "...so, then, are there such things as miracles?.

Disillusioned Lost-Lamb

Their brains are so rusty from not using them that I can smell the burning gears here in WA state.

They'd better be careful with trying to use anymore "logic" or else they're gonna break what little minds they have left.

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I'm Sure These Have Been Posted Before, Check 'Em Out Anyway. Hilarious!

by Low-Key Lysmith in

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxmjm0muvvs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keidzmxhliy&feature=fvwrel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_pqu0bln74&feature=relmfu.

Disillusioned Lost-Lamb

OMG Laughin' my effin ass off!

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jw.org - My reasons why WTBTS are moving over to the internet

by falseprophet in

so we all know that the blotchtower and awake are becoming 16 page mags.

yes, they are becoming the "weetower" and the "halfasleep".. they are moving some articles over to jw.org and i have a few reasons why i think they are doing this:.

'new light'.

Disillusioned Lost-Lamb

Cheaper, more cost effective, doesn't require so many slaves (beth-hell-ites), doesn't require so much real estate and can be changed at will (I mean easier directed by holy-speared-shit).

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Already a Sparlock Youtube spoof - I hope to see more

by InterestedOne in

jw
friends

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bb-1nghezy.

Disillusioned Lost-Lamb

Tehehe, poor Sparlock.

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2012 Convention ... What it really is

by cheerios in

after reading the threads and seeing what the releases are, it is obvious what is really going on .... .

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dubpocalypse!.

Disillusioned Lost-Lamb

Oh thank heavens wha, that makes it all worthwhile.

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king,,,,,,,dumb,,,,,,,hall,,,,,,,,????????How stupid are these mindless idiots?

by witchtowerwitch in

after 130 years of false prophecying,like 20 false armageddon dates,russels witchtower pyramid measurements @1914,,hehehe lol,and every other flip flop teaching,like all of them,like the expanded 1914 generation?come on people,get real with this sxxt ok?then their is the 8th king membership for about 10 years?how can the dubs stay in there and swallow all of this nonsense is beyond me ok?i can't go on about these fools any more,it is just too sad people,to see good hearted witchtowerite like christians being mislead down a road to no where okay?soon the truth about the truth will be seen by all,,,hehehe lol,,,!the only difference between these cultist and the jxxxs compound,is the missing vat of purple koolaid?most of them know that something is very wrong,but they have a social club to maintain,and besides,they all have way too much pride to admit that their teachings are all wrong,and they have infested their whole lives into that church,some over 60 years okay,so to leave now would mean that their whole life as a witness was all for nothing,and that is a reality that they refuse to think about or accept!glad i'm out of there now for over 25 years!.

Disillusioned Lost-Lamb

Thanks steve2 , people really aren't that hard to figure out if you just observe and pay attention.

BTW: I am an avid spectator in the sport of people watching.

Cheers